(I would go limp too, if some hot sailor planted me a Victory smacker. Free from the forces of evil and indulging in celebratory passion? Never let it be said I don't take my patriotic duty seriously!)
As a guest speaker for my 4th period class today, I invited one of our local veterans from the American Legion to come and talk about his experiences in World War II, and the atmosphere of the United States during that time. All educational.
When he was done, I signaled for the class to applaud, and then I thanked Mr. Spano for his service to the country and willingenss to share it with my class. Just as he was about to leave the door, he turns to the students and says, "I wish I had teachers like her when I was in high school. I know I would have gotten better grades because with a figure like hers, who wouldn't want to pay attention?"
My mouth dropped, and some of my male students snickered. My female students did the "Awww, isn't the old man cute?" face. I had to quickly take things at hand, though at some level I was flattered.
"Thank you, Mr. Spano. I can assure you my students do well for themselves. Have a great day!" I said that last part overly spritely, as I practically shoved him out the classroom door, making sure he felt appreciated.
And then you know what he said? It was embarrassing, but really sweet all rolled up into one. "You're a looker, and you're a lady, too. That's what we fought for, and it was all worth it." Then he winked and sauntered - yes, sauntered - down the hallway.
It took me 5 minutes to get my class back on track. That battle, as always, was tough. But thanks to Mr. Spano's visit and his delightfully wicked flirting, it was all worth it ;)
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